diff --git a/main.go b/main.go
index a9e9989..437acf0 100644
--- a/main.go
+++ b/main.go
@@ -36,6 +36,7 @@ import (
 
 	"gitea.drjosh.dev/josh/jrouter/aurp"
 	"gitea.drjosh.dev/josh/jrouter/router"
+	"gitea.drjosh.dev/josh/jrouter/status"
 
 	"github.com/google/gopacket/pcap"
 	"github.com/sfiera/multitalk/pkg/ddp"
@@ -102,7 +103,13 @@ func main() {
 	defer cancel()
 	ctx, _ := signal.NotifyContext(cctx, os.Interrupt)
 
-	// Open PCAP session
+	// --------------------------------- HTTP ---------------------------------
+	http.HandleFunc("/status", status.Handle)
+	go func() {
+		log.Print(http.ListenAndServe(":9459", nil))
+	}()
+
+	// --------------------------------- Pcap ---------------------------------
 	// First check the interface
 	iface, err := net.InterfaceByName(cfg.EtherTalk.Device)
 	if err != nil {
@@ -129,6 +136,12 @@ func main() {
 	}
 	defer pcapHandle.Close()
 
+	// -------------------------------- Tables --------------------------------
+	routes := router.NewRoutingTable()
+	zones := router.NewZoneTable()
+	zones.Upsert(cfg.EtherTalk.NetStart, cfg.EtherTalk.ZoneName, true)
+
+	// -------------------------------- Peers ---------------------------------
 	// Wait until all peer handlers have finished before closing the port
 	var handlersWG sync.WaitGroup
 	defer func() {
@@ -144,11 +157,6 @@ func main() {
 		}()
 	}
 
-	// -------------------------------- Tables --------------------------------
-	routes := router.NewRoutingTable()
-	zones := router.NewZoneTable()
-	zones.Upsert(cfg.EtherTalk.NetStart, cfg.EtherTalk.ZoneName, true)
-
 	// ------------------------- Configured peer setup ------------------------
 	if cfg.PeerListURL != "" {
 		log.Printf("Fetching peer list from %s...", cfg.PeerListURL)
diff --git a/status/status.go b/status/status.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..bd12e70
--- /dev/null
+++ b/status/status.go
@@ -0,0 +1,303 @@
+// Package status provides a status page handler, for exposing a summary of what
+// the various pieces of the agent are doing.
+//
+// Inspired heavily by Google "/statsuz" - one public example is at:
+// https://github.com/youtube/doorman/blob/master/go/status/status.go
+package status
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	_ "embed"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"fmt"
+	"html/template"
+	"net/http"
+	"os"
+	"os/user"
+	"runtime"
+	"strings"
+	"sync"
+	"time"
+)
+
+const errorTmplSrc = `<div class="error">❌ {{.Operation}}: <code>{{.Error}}</code><br>
+Raw item data:<br>
+<pre>{{.Item | printJSON}}</pre>
+</div>`
+
+var (
+	//go:embed status.html.tmpl
+	statusTmplSrc string
+
+	// Errors ignored below, as the status page is "best effort".
+	hostname, _ = os.Hostname()
+	username    = func() string {
+		user, err := user.Current()
+		if err != nil {
+			return fmt.Sprintf("unknown (uid=unknown; error=%v)", err)
+		}
+		return fmt.Sprintf("%s (uid=%s)", user.Username, user.Uid)
+	}()
+	exepath, _ = os.Executable()
+	startTime  = time.Now()
+
+	rootItem = &simpleItem{
+		baseItem: baseItem{
+			items: make(map[string]item),
+		},
+	}
+
+	funcMap = template.FuncMap{
+		"printJSON": printJSON,
+	}
+
+	// The inbuilt templates should always parse. Rather than use template.Must,
+	// successful parsing is enforced by the smoke tests.
+	statusTmpl, _ = template.New("status").Funcs(funcMap).Parse(statusTmplSrc)
+	errorTmpl, _  = template.New("item-error").Funcs(funcMap).Parse(errorTmplSrc)
+)
+
+type statusData struct {
+	Items        map[string]item
+	Version      string
+	Build        string
+	Hostname     string
+	Username     string
+	ExePath      string
+	PID          int
+	Compiler     string
+	RuntimeVer   string
+	GOOS         string
+	GOARCH       string
+	NumCPU       int
+	NumGoroutine int
+	StartTime    string
+	StartTimeAgo time.Duration
+	CurrentTime  string
+	Ctx          context.Context // request context for Eval calls inside the template execution only
+}
+
+type errorData struct {
+	Operation string
+	Error     error
+	Item      any
+}
+
+type item interface {
+	addSubItem(string, item)
+	delSubItem(string)
+
+	Eval(context.Context) template.HTML
+	Items() map[string]item
+}
+
+type itemCtxKey struct{}
+
+func parentItem(ctx context.Context) item {
+	v := ctx.Value(itemCtxKey{})
+	if v == nil {
+		return rootItem
+	}
+	return v.(item)
+}
+
+type baseItem struct {
+	mu    sync.RWMutex
+	items map[string]item
+}
+
+func (i *baseItem) addSubItem(title string, sub item) {
+	i.mu.Lock()
+	defer i.mu.Unlock()
+	i.items[title] = sub
+}
+
+func (i *baseItem) delSubItem(title string) {
+	i.mu.Lock()
+	defer i.mu.Unlock()
+	delete(i.items, title)
+}
+
+func (i *baseItem) Items() map[string]item {
+	i.mu.RLock()
+	defer i.mu.RUnlock()
+	icopy := make(map[string]item, len(i.items))
+	for k, v := range i.items {
+		icopy[k] = v
+	}
+	return icopy
+}
+
+// SimpleItem is for untemplated status items that only report a simple non-HTML string.
+type simpleItem struct {
+	baseItem
+	stat string
+}
+
+// SetStatus sets the status of the item.
+func (i *simpleItem) setStatus(s string) {
+	i.mu.Lock()
+	defer i.mu.Unlock()
+	i.stat = s
+}
+
+// Eval escapes the status string, and returns the current item value.
+func (i *simpleItem) Eval(ctx context.Context) template.HTML {
+	i.mu.RLock()
+	defer i.mu.RUnlock()
+	return template.HTML(template.HTMLEscapeString(i.stat))
+}
+
+// ItemCallback funcs are used by templated status items to provide the value to
+// hydrate the item template.
+type ItemCallback = func(context.Context) (any, error)
+
+// templatedItem uses a template to format the item.
+type templatedItem struct {
+	baseItem
+	tmpl *template.Template
+	cb   ItemCallback
+}
+
+// Eval calls the item callback, and feeds the result through the item's
+// own template.
+func (i *templatedItem) Eval(ctx context.Context) template.HTML {
+	var sb strings.Builder
+
+	data, err := i.cb(ctx)
+	if err != nil {
+		errorTmpl.Execute(&sb, errorData{
+			Operation: "Error from item callback",
+			Error:     err,
+			Item:      data,
+		})
+		return template.HTML(sb.String())
+	}
+	if err := i.tmpl.Execute(&sb, data); err != nil {
+		errorTmpl.Execute(&sb, errorData{
+			Operation: "Error while executing item template",
+			Error:     err,
+			Item:      data,
+		})
+	}
+	return template.HTML(sb.String())
+}
+
+// Handle handles status page requests.
+func Handle(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+	data := &statusData{
+		Items:        rootItem.items,
+		Version:      "TODO",
+		Build:        "TODO",
+		Hostname:     hostname,
+		Username:     username,
+		ExePath:      exepath,
+		PID:          os.Getpid(),
+		Compiler:     runtime.Compiler,
+		RuntimeVer:   runtime.Version(),
+		GOOS:         runtime.GOOS,
+		GOARCH:       runtime.GOARCH,
+		NumCPU:       runtime.NumCPU(),
+		NumGoroutine: runtime.NumGoroutine(),
+		StartTime:    startTime.Format(time.RFC1123),
+		StartTimeAgo: time.Since(startTime),
+		CurrentTime:  time.Now().Format(time.RFC1123),
+		Ctx:          r.Context(),
+	}
+
+	// The status template ranges over the items.
+	rootItem.mu.RLock()
+	defer rootItem.mu.RUnlock()
+	if err := statusTmpl.Execute(w, data); err != nil {
+		errorTmpl.Execute(w, errorData{
+			Operation: "Error while executing main template",
+			Error:     err,
+			Item:      data,
+		})
+	}
+}
+
+// AddItem adds an item to be displayed on the status page. On each page load,
+// the item's callback is called, and the data returned used to fill the
+// HTML template in tmpl. The title should be unique (among items under this
+// parent.
+func AddItem(parent context.Context, title, tmpl string, cb func(context.Context) (any, error)) (context.Context, func()) {
+	if cb == nil {
+		cb = func(context.Context) (any, error) { return nil, nil }
+	}
+
+	item := &templatedItem{
+		baseItem: baseItem{
+			items: make(map[string]item),
+		},
+		tmpl: template.New(title).Funcs(funcMap),
+		cb:   cb,
+	}
+
+	if _, err := item.tmpl.Parse(tmpl); err != nil {
+		// Insert an item, but swap the template for the error template, and
+		// wrap the callback's return in an errorData.
+		item.tmpl = errorTmpl
+		item.cb = wrapInItemError("Could not parse item template", err, cb)
+	}
+
+	pitem := parentItem(parent)
+	pitem.addSubItem(title, item)
+
+	return context.WithValue(parent, itemCtxKey{}, item), func() { pitem.delSubItem(title) }
+}
+
+// AddSimpleItem adds a simple status item. Set the value shown by the
+// item by calling setStatus.
+func AddSimpleItem(parent context.Context, title string) (ctx context.Context, setStatus func(string), done func()) {
+	item := &simpleItem{
+		baseItem: baseItem{
+			items: make(map[string]item),
+		},
+		stat: "Unknown status",
+	}
+	pitem := parentItem(parent)
+	pitem.addSubItem(title, item)
+
+	return context.WithValue(parent, itemCtxKey{}, item), item.setStatus, func() { pitem.delSubItem(title) }
+}
+
+// DelItem removes a status item, specified by the title, from a parent context.
+func DelItem(parent context.Context, title string) {
+	pitem := item(rootItem)
+	if v := parent.Value(itemCtxKey{}); v != nil {
+		pitem = v.(item)
+	}
+
+	pitem.delSubItem(title)
+}
+
+// wrapInItemError takes a callback and returns a new callback wrapping the
+// result in an errorData.
+func wrapInItemError(op string, err error, cb ItemCallback) ItemCallback {
+	return func(ctx context.Context) (any, error) {
+		if cb == nil {
+			return &errorData{
+				Operation: op,
+				Error:     err,
+			}, nil
+		}
+		// Surface item callback errors first.
+		data, err2 := cb(ctx)
+		if err2 != nil {
+			return data, err2
+		}
+		// Surface the item template parse error.
+		return &errorData{
+			Operation: op,
+			Error:     err,
+			Item:      data,
+		}, nil
+	}
+}
+
+// printJSON is used as a fallback renderer for item status values.
+func printJSON(v any) (string, error) {
+	b, err := json.MarshalIndent(v, "", "  ")
+	return string(b), err
+}
diff --git a/status/status.html.tmpl b/status/status.html.tmpl
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b73d936
--- /dev/null
+++ b/status/status.html.tmpl
@@ -0,0 +1,81 @@
+{{- define "render_items" -}}
+    {{- range $title, $item := . -}}
+    <details open>
+        <summary>{{$title}}</summary>
+        <div class="itemdata">{{$item.Eval $.Ctx}}</div>
+        <div class="subitems">{{template "render_items" $item.Items}}</div>
+    </details>
+    {{- end -}}
+{{- end -}}
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+    <title>Status for buildkite-agent</title>
+    <style>
+    body {
+        font-family: sans-serif;
+        background: #fff;
+    }
+    h1 {
+        clear: both;
+        width: 100%;
+        text-align: center;
+        font-size: 120%;
+        background: #eef;
+        padding: 4px;
+    }
+    summary {
+        width: 100%;
+        font-size: 120%;
+        background: #eef;
+        padding: 0.2em;
+        border: 1px #eef solid;
+    }
+    details {
+        display: block;
+        padding: 1em 0;
+    }
+    details[open] > summary {
+        background: #fff;
+        border: 1px #000 solid;
+    }
+    .error {
+        background: #fee;
+    }
+    div {
+        padding: 0.2em;
+    }
+    div.warning {
+        background: #ffd;
+    }
+    .itemdata {
+        margin: 0 0 0.5em 0.86em;
+        padding: 0.5em 0em 0.5em 1.5em;
+        border-left: 0.1em #ccc dotted;
+    }
+    .subitems {
+        margin: 0 0 0.5em 0.86em;
+        padding: 0.5em 0em 0.5em 1.5em;
+        border-left: 0.1em #ccc dotted;
+        border-bottom: 0.1em #ccc dotted;
+    }
+    </style>
+</head>
+<body>
+    <h1>Status for buildkite-agent</h1>
+    <div class="warning">
+        ⚠️ This page is intended only for debugging purposes!<br>
+        Do not expect the structure and formatting of this page to be stable across versions.
+    </div>
+    <div class="summary">
+        {{.ExePath}}<br>
+        Started at {{.StartTime}} ({{.StartTimeAgo}} ago)<br>
+        Current time {{.CurrentTime}}<br>
+        Version {{.Version}}, build {{.Build}}<br>
+        Running in PID {{.PID}} as {{.Username}} on {{.Hostname}}<br>
+        {{.RuntimeVer}} on {{.GOOS}}/{{.GOARCH}} compiled by {{.Compiler}}<br>
+        {{.NumGoroutine}} goroutines running/{{.NumCPU}} logical CPUs usable<br>
+    </div>
+    {{template "render_items" .Items}}
+</body>
+</html>
diff --git a/status/status_test.go b/status/status_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4fda0e2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/status/status_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,88 @@
+package status
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"errors"
+	"html/template"
+	"io"
+	"net/http"
+	"net/http/httptest"
+	"os"
+	"runtime"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+)
+
+func TestSmokeErrorTemplate(t *testing.T) {
+	errData := &errorData{
+		Operation: "Couldn't fluff the llamas",
+		Error:     errors.New("llama comb unavailable"),
+		Item: map[string]any{
+			"llamas":  "yes",
+			"alpacas": 42,
+		},
+	}
+
+	if err := errorTmpl.Execute(io.Discard, errData); err != nil {
+		t.Errorf("errorTmpl.Execute(io.Discard, errData) = %v", err)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestSmokeStatusTemplate(t *testing.T) {
+	data := &statusData{
+		Items: map[string]item{
+			"Llamas": &simpleItem{
+				stat: "✅ Llamas enabled",
+			},
+			"Alpacas": &templatedItem{
+				tmpl: template.Must(template.New("alpacas").Parse("Alpacas enabled at: {{.AlpacasEnabled}}")),
+				cb: func(context.Context) (any, error) {
+					return struct {
+						AlpacasEnabled time.Time
+					}{time.Now()}, nil
+				},
+			},
+		},
+		Version:      "0.0.0",
+		Build:        "1234",
+		Hostname:     hostname,
+		Username:     username,
+		ExePath:      exepath,
+		PID:          os.Getpid(),
+		Compiler:     runtime.Compiler,
+		RuntimeVer:   runtime.Version(),
+		GOOS:         runtime.GOOS,
+		GOARCH:       runtime.GOARCH,
+		NumCPU:       runtime.NumCPU(),
+		NumGoroutine: runtime.NumGoroutine(),
+		StartTime:    startTime.Format(time.RFC1123),
+		StartTimeAgo: time.Since(startTime),
+		CurrentTime:  time.Now().Format(time.RFC1123),
+		Ctx:          context.Background(),
+	}
+
+	if err := statusTmpl.Execute(io.Discard, data); err != nil {
+		t.Errorf("statusData.Execute(io.Discard, data) = %v", err)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestSmokeHandle(t *testing.T) {
+	ctx := context.Background()
+	cctx, setStat, done := AddSimpleItem(ctx, "Llamas")
+	defer done()
+	setStat("Essence of Llama")
+
+	_, setStat2, done2 := AddSimpleItem(cctx, "Kuzco")
+	defer done2()
+	setStat2("Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.")
+
+	req, err := http.NewRequestWithContext(ctx, http.MethodGet, "/status", nil)
+	if err != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("http.NewReqeustWithContext(GET /status) error = %v", err)
+	}
+	rec := httptest.NewRecorder()
+	Handle(rec, req)
+	if got, want := rec.Result().StatusCode, http.StatusOK; got != want {
+		t.Errorf("Handle(rec, req): rec.Result().StatusCode = %v, want %v", got, want)
+	}
+}